i just downed this huge, gut-busting meal at a cozy chinese resto that's near my workplace (*burp*)
dang. there goes my allowance for this week. down the drain goes my so-called diet plan, which has become a running joke between me and my friends.
i practically waddled out of my chair and had to walk for about 30 minutes before i could trust myself to sit down again. (*burp*) oops, 'scuse me folks. now, if i could just concentrate on my work…
… (keyboard rattles on for 40 minutes)
all morning i'd been reflecting on several 'famous last words' that i'd been uttering a few times lately. here's a couple of samples for your edification.
me: i have excellent pain avoidance reflexes. i think my physical coordination has vastly improved these– OUCH!!! (knee bangs on a concrete post)
capisce?