great pick up lines

yesterday i came across this site that featured funny pick up lines. some of the standard lines came across as goofy, dorky, downright corny or just a breath away from being offensive, but a few gems made me grin and shake my head despite myself.

i don't know if any of guys have already tried or had been on the receiving end of these blatant come-ons, but here are a few of them: [p.s. pick out the best one and try it, then let me know if you scored.]

"Can i buy you a drink — or would you just prefer the five bucks?"

"Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

As she's leaving….
He: "Hey aren't you forgetting something?"
She: "What?"
He: "Me!?"

Ask a woman for the time.
"10:30? So today is June 10, 2007, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
[awww!!]

"Do you have the time?" [Girl gives the time] "No, the time to write down my number?"

"Don't you know me from somewhere?"

"Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."

He: "You look like my third wife"
She: "Oh, how many time have you been married?"
He: "Twice."

"Hi. My name is ______. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here…write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform."
[this one has my vote]

"I have a cat. She would really like to meet you."
[hanep… ginawa pang alibi ang pusa]

"I'm invisible." (Really?) "Can you see me?" (Yes) "How about tomorrow night?"

"Nice to meet you, I'm ______ and you are…gorgeous!"
[nice! 10 pogi points for you, romeo.]

"Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?"

"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."

"When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world."

He: "Looks like we're late."
She: "For what?"
He: "For dinner. Your choice this time, I'm buying."

"You see my friend over there?" [point to a friend who sheepishly waves from afar] "He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
[heheheh… kapal]

"When God made you, he was showing off."

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here are also a few lines that, depending on your luck, may earn you a positive response or else a slap in the face.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall….I'm sitting on my wallet."

"Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!"
[this guy is begging for a beating he'll never forget]

He: "Excuse me did you just feel my ass?"
She: "No."
He: "Why not?"

"So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?"

"You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"You are so sweet…I'm getting a toothache just looking at you…"

"You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!"